‘Tucker’ Carlson’s Name Originates From The Act Of Drag Queens Taping Their Weiners Between Their Legs

After spending months railing against the LGBTQ community and drag queens by calling them “groomers” and “pedophiles,” Fox News pundit Tucker Carlson admitted today that he is – in fact – named after the act of “tucking,” which is when … Continue reading ‘Tucker’ Carlson’s Name Originates From The Act Of Drag Queens Taping Their Weiners Between Their Legs

Pain At The Pump: Men With Small Penises Are Most Impacted By High Gas Prices

A study released today by the University of California Berkeley shows that men with small penises have been disproportionately impacted when it comes to soaring gas prices. The findings were directly linked to several other peer reviewed studies that show … Continue reading Pain At The Pump: Men With Small Penises Are Most Impacted By High Gas Prices

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Brett Favre Reveals New ‘Shut Up About Politics’ Tattoo In Latest Dick Pic

Just hours after declaring that athletes should keep personal politics out of sports, former NFL quarterback Brett Favre sent a series of unsolicited sexual photos to several female sports journalists at both CNN and Fox News. According to recipients, the … Continue reading Brett Favre Reveals New ‘Shut Up About Politics’ Tattoo In Latest Dick Pic

UCLA Study: Men With Lifted Trucks Have Even Smaller Penises Than Originally Thought

A new study by UCLA has identified a subsection of pickup truck drivers that have even smaller penises than the average truck owner: men with lifted trucks. The conclusive findings clearly show that there is an inverse correlation between truck … Continue reading UCLA Study: Men With Lifted Trucks Have Even Smaller Penises Than Originally Thought

Discrimination: Einstein Bagels only hires males with small penises to make center holes in bagels

A class action lawsuits against restaurant chain Einstein Bros Bagels is claiming the restaurant discriminates based on penis size when hiring male employees. Several men reported that part of the interview process involved comparing hand and foot sizes with current … Continue reading Discrimination: Einstein Bagels only hires males with small penises to make center holes in bagels

5 things you should never do with your penis on an airplane in 2020

Recent studies reveal that nearly 20% of flight attendants saying they’ve received reports of passenger-on-passenger sexual assault on a flight and 68% have been sexually harassed themselves. If you’re keeping up with the times, you should already know that there … Continue reading 5 things you should never do with your penis on an airplane in 2020