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US Heatwave Subsides As Gates Of Hell Finally Close Behind Donald Rumsfeld

The Gates of Hell are finally closing after several days of being left wide open while demons attempted to drag Donald Rumsfeld into the fiery pits of hell. Because the gates were left open for so long, the extreme temperatures … Continue reading US Heatwave Subsides As Gates Of Hell Finally Close Behind Donald Rumsfeld

Devil Gives Rush Limbaugh Warm Welcome By Turning Up Heat in Hell

Rush Limbaugh Forever Trapped in ‘Rush Limbo’ After Devil & God Both Refuse To Take Him

Conservative extremist and radio shock jock Rush Limbaugh passed away today and has now been placed in his own personal limbo, indefinitely. The decision comes after both God and the Devil refused to take him. “He certainly doesn’t belong here,” … Continue reading Rush Limbaugh Forever Trapped in ‘Rush Limbo’ After Devil & God Both Refuse To Take Him

The Devil & God Beg Conservatives to ‘Get Their Shit Together’ as Heaven & Hell Near Capacity

(The Astral Plane) After being essentially hands-off for millennia, the Devil and God stunned the world today when they publicly begged conservatives in America to stop screwing around and take the pandemic seriously. Both rulers reported that their individual dominions … Continue reading The Devil & God Beg Conservatives to ‘Get Their Shit Together’ as Heaven & Hell Near Capacity

The Pope Calls Trump Supporters Evil at Worst Stupid at Best

Pope Francis Calls Trump Supporters ‘Evil at Worst, Stupid at Best’

During an evening address at the Vatican, Pope Francis made remarks on the coronavirus and the state of the world that included harsh words for US president Donald Trump and his supporters. “Truly I tell you, there is a reason … Continue reading Pope Francis Calls Trump Supporters ‘Evil at Worst, Stupid at Best’