It’s a smart way to recycle while also saying ‘Thanks for playing the game of life! You certainly didn’t win, Sharon, but here’s a fucking trophy.’
“It’s an odd hellscape where you can hear people scream as their bones crunch under your boots.”
Authorities have confirmed that Y’all-Qaeda leadership has ties to a Mississippi terror cell referred to as Talabangelicals who are also complete [expletive].
“Unless Redbox starts squeezing out moist, two-year-old prosciutto with every DVD, I have no idea how they’re going to compete with this.”
The 1,750 calorie meal has made its return for the month of February only.
“It’s crazy to say it, but you almost wish they weren’t dead.”
Memorial seats are truly unique pieces of furniture and a longstanding tradition in American public spaces. #Memorial #America