Those on the left are being told to stay indoors after public officials warned of a second active Koch brother.

“Although one threat has been neutralized, there’s still another bad man reeking havoc on the country,” Joe Biden stated.

The second brother has been identified as Charles G. Koch and is considered by authorities to be armed and cantankerous.

“We could pass laws to protect ourselves from people like the Koch brothers, but that would require effort. So we’ll just wait for that old bastard to die,” a 76 year old Joe Biden stated.

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