Tag: Porn
Pornhub Deletes 60% Of Its Videos In Huge Move To Rid Site Of Your Mom
Citing a “total lack of interest” along with a “universal disgust” in her videos, Canadian-owned pornography website Pornhub announced today that they had removed every single upload featuring your mom. Pornhub confirmed that their site had “become infested with horrifying … Continue reading Pornhub Deletes 60% Of Its Videos In Huge Move To Rid Site Of Your Mom
Historic: Iran votes to allow women in pornography
In a narrow 151-139 vote, Iranian Parliament voted today to allow women to star in pornography. Up until today, women had been barred from appearing in any adult films or printed magazines. “No longer will we have to dress young … Continue reading Historic: Iran votes to allow women in pornography
Desperate: Wikipedia threatens to tell family about xHamster searches if dad won’t donate $3
Wikipedia has taken to blackmail in order to raise enough money to keep the non-profit, volunteer-based information site up and running. With the #11 landing page on the site being searches for xHamster, dads everywhere have begun reporting a threatening … Continue reading Desperate: Wikipedia threatens to tell family about xHamster searches if dad won’t donate $3
All of the porn on the internet is being preserved in this Arctic cave
PornHub CEO Mike Zoffler and countless other companies from the industry have revealed that literally all of the legal pornography on the internet is being stored 375 feet under the Arctic ice in a remote location. Notably, there’s a global … Continue reading All of the porn on the internet is being preserved in this Arctic cave
Ted Cruz fights bill banning members of Congress from watching porn at work
The bill was expected to pass unanimously, but has turned into an inexplicable, one-man filibuster by Ted Cruz. Continue reading Ted Cruz fights bill banning members of Congress from watching porn at work
Elon Musk & The Rock Are Costarring in an Adult Film
“I pulled all of my investments in Elon’s companies halfway into the movie because I was certain he had been [expletive] to death.” Continue reading Elon Musk & The Rock Are Costarring in an Adult Film
Guys: Here’s Why You Should Let Her Put Stuff in Your Booty
“It’s not like we’re asking them to carry our purses up there – although that would be ideal and hopefully it leads to that.” Continue reading Guys: Here’s Why You Should Let Her Put Stuff in Your Booty
Study: Millennials are the First Generation to Not View Pornography for the Plot Line
“These kids aren’t fully investing themselves in the vibrant artistic expression and riveting stories.” – Jane Meyers, Head of Stanford’s Sex & Gender Studies Continue reading Study: Millennials are the First Generation to Not View Pornography for the Plot Line
Bill Cosby Admits to Slipping Pills to Subway’s Jared Fogle
Although he has denied ever drugging or raping any women, Bill Cosby has now admitted to purchasing and using date rape drugs on Subway’s spokesperson Jared Fogle. The shocking admission of guilt has left child pornography suspect Jared Fogle in the clear, but also with many questions… Continue reading Bill Cosby Admits to Slipping Pills to Subway’s Jared Fogle
Tom Brady Announces Retirement
Brady revealed that he was “very hurt” by the NFL’s decision to ban him for 4 games. Further, the release stated that he “couldn’t stand to see his team slighted like this” – referring to the lost draft picks and $1 million fine. Continue reading Tom Brady Announces Retirement
Ex-Gay’s Parents Will Not Accept “New Lifestyle Choice”
“At this point I realized that something was up,” stated Johnson “because he would get mad if I walked on the side of him that the arrows on his shirt weren’t pointing at… and ALL of the shirts had an arrow.” Continue reading Ex-Gay’s Parents Will Not Accept “New Lifestyle Choice”
Somewhat Popular Pornography Genre Takes A Dive in Revenue
A recent in-depth study by the American Pornography Society (APS) reveals that the massive ongoing sex scandals in the Catholic Church have considerably hurt the “religious pervert on preteen” genre of the multi-billion dollar adult industry. Steve Owens, the head of Research and Development at APS tearfully released the shocking information late Friday night. “It’s just saddening. Saddening and disgusting,” Owens said, “To think that such a great genre of adult entertainment could be ransacked by such an evil group of unabashedly sick men.” Owens continued by stating the major differences between the boy rape of the Catholic Church and … Continue reading Somewhat Popular Pornography Genre Takes A Dive in Revenue