Guys: Here’s Why You Should Let Her Put Stuff in Your Booty

“It’s not like we’re asking them to carry our purses up there – although that would be ideal and hopefully it leads to that.”

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Bill Cosby Admits to Slipping Pills to Subway's Jared Fogle

Bill Cosby Admits to Slipping Pills to Subway’s Jared Fogle

Although he has denied ever drugging or raping any women, Bill Cosby has now admitted to purchasing and using date rape drugs on Subway’s spokesperson Jared Fogle. The shocking admission of guilt has left child pornography suspect Jared Fogle in the clear, but also with many questions…

Tom Brady Announces Retirement

Tom Brady Announces Retirement

Brady revealed that he was “very hurt” by the NFL’s decision to ban him for 4 games. Further, the release stated that he “couldn’t stand to see his team slighted like this” – referring to the lost draft picks and $1 million fine.

Somewhat Popular Pornography Genre Takes A Dive in Revenue

A recent in-depth study by the American Pornography Society (APS) reveals that the massive ongoing sex scandals in the Catholic Church have considerably hurt the “religious pervert on preteen” genre of the multi-billion dollar adult industry. Steve Owens, the head of Research and Development at APS tearfully released the shocking information late Friday night. “It’s […]