Patriots Owner Caught in Massive Cheese-Fetish Pornography Ring

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“I permanently cut cheese out of my diet,” police officer Damien Stephens stated. “If you’ve never seen a ‘Kraft Singles Cheese Queef Shower,’ I recommend that you keep it that way.”

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Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes Gave His MVP Trophy to a Nearby Native American Tribe

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“If this will lift the curse from constructing Arrowhead Stadium on an Indian burial ground, then we’re willing to let it slide.” – Chiefs CEO Clark Hunt

‘Months of Pegging’ Needed for Brady to Overcome Super Bowl Loss

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“The last time that Tom was this upset was after the 31-0 loss to the Bills in 2003.”

Tom Brady on Super Bowl: ‘I Plan to Cheat Again’

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“I wouldn’t necessarily call it cheating. That’s not the correct wording,” said Bilichick.

Fans in Section 129 at NFL Game Engage in Reasonable Discourse Regarding Colin Kaepernick

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Citing differing opinions regarding Freedom of Speech as found in the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution, fans in section 129 of the Carolina Panthers vs. San Francisco 49ers game spent the 12-minute halftime respectfully debating the merits of free speech in relation to patriotism.

Washington Redskins Change Mascot to The Negroes

“In lieu of officially being called “The Redskins,” the team has announced – in a short press release – that they will now go by “The Washington…”

Star Quarterback Russell Wilson Announces “Hiatus From the Field”

“I will be abstaining from the locker room, and football i guess, for awhile because God spoke to me and told me that I should stop doing what I’m doing,” said Wilson. ” I told God right then and there that I would..