Disgruntled Green Bay Packer’s quarterback Aaron Rodgers announced today that he plans to continue playing with the team despite major differences. Rodgers says he’s made this decision in order to ensure that he never faces the wrath of the Madden Curse which has harmed over 73% of players who have been depicted on the video game’s cover.
“Even though Aaron Rodgers was MVP of the NFL this past season, Tom Brady and Patrick Mahomes grace the cover of the Madden 22 MVP Edition,” Aaron Rodgers stated in the third person. “And that’s fine with Aaron Rodgers. He will do whatever it takes to avoid the Madden Curse.”
When reached for additional comments Rodgers informed the press that he “fully intends to take the Packers all the way into the playoffs” this coming season, but that he will never make any effort to win another Super Bowl.
“Look. Aaron Rodgers will throw a game if he has to in order to evade the curse,” Rodgers confirmed. “But for years now the coaching choices and draft selections have done that work for him.”
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