Kavanaugh Avoids Sex Scandal by Becoming Ordained Priest Overnight
“He’s found a loophole here and it’s simply stunning.” – Rudy Giuliani Continue reading Kavanaugh Avoids Sex Scandal by Becoming Ordained Priest Overnight
Category: Religion
Pope Asks all Catholics to Pray Before Oral Intercourse
“We should always be looking up to God before going down to worship,” said Francis. Continue reading Pope Asks all Catholics to Pray Before Oral Intercourse
Jack Daniel’s to Use ‘What Would Jesus Do’ Acronym
The world’s top U.S. whiskey gets an ‘offensive’ marketing overhaul. Continue reading Jack Daniel’s to Use ‘What Would Jesus Do’ Acronym
Pope Orders All ‘White Jesus’ Figures Removed from Churches
“Look people, this is ludicrous, Jesus was a white man,” said Kelly. Continue reading Pope Orders All ‘White Jesus’ Figures Removed from Churches
Woman Accidentally Sends Thoughts & Prayers on Facebook
United Kicked Woman Off Plane for Refusing to Remove Religious Headscarf, Speak
Trump tweeted and gave approval for the TSA to ban all passengers from flying if they dress like the suspect who is now in detainment. Continue reading United Kicked Woman Off Plane for Refusing to Remove Religious Headscarf, Speak
Michelle Obama Lifts Barack to Place Kenyan Symbol on Christmas Tree
Tallest first lady ever lifts President Obama in famous tradition. Continue reading Michelle Obama Lifts Barack to Place Kenyan Symbol on Christmas Tree
Massachusetts Law Bans Homophobic People From Bathrooms
(Boston, MA) In what can only be called shocking, Massachusetts legislators have passed a law that bans homophobic people from using bathrooms. The law, which will take effect on Monday, has some people – for lack of a better term – pissed off. Continue reading Massachusetts Law Bans Homophobic People From Bathrooms
ISIS Calls Out The Lazy 99.99% of Muslims
In a recent video released by the terrorist group ISIS, leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi made a heartfelt, and seemingly confused, yet angry call for action. The terror leader – who was clearly distraught – pretty much yelled at other Muslims, … Continue reading ISIS Calls Out The Lazy 99.99% of Muslims
Congressman Bob Brady Receives Restraining Order from Pope Francis
Congressman Bob Brady, who stole Pope Francis’s half-finished water glass after the pontiff’s address to congress, has been issued a restraining order to stay at least 500 feet away from the religious leader. Brady immediately took the glass of water to his wife, and two staffers in his office, where they then sipped the water and saved the rest because… Continue reading Congressman Bob Brady Receives Restraining Order from Pope Francis
Kim Davis Should be Released From Prison
“On Thursday Pastor Laurie’s utterances were fulfilled by the overreaching hands of the United States Government. It wasn’t Obama taking our guns, it wasn’t Sharia Law taking over OUR country, and it wasn’t another government program to help the poor or sick… it was…” Continue reading Kim Davis Should be Released From Prison
Pope Francis Announces That He Will be The Last Pope
Many are distraught and and deeply concerned after Pope Francis announced late Monday that he would be the very last Pope. The message, which has left many people feeling Continue reading Pope Francis Announces That He Will be The Last Pope
Star Quarterback Russell Wilson Announces “Hiatus From the Field”
“I will be abstaining from the locker room, and football i guess, for awhile because God spoke to me and told me that I should stop doing what I’m doing,” said Wilson. ” I told God right then and there that I would.. Continue reading Star Quarterback Russell Wilson Announces “Hiatus From the Field”
Breaking: Pope Francis Admits to Marijuana Usage
The Pope’s admission of cannabis usage understandably resulted in many follow-up questions. Lauren Green, Chief Religion Correspondent for the Fox News Channel, asked Pope Francis why he felt that he was “in any position to speak against so-called ‘modern capitalism’.” Continue reading Breaking: Pope Francis Admits to Marijuana Usage
Richard Dawkins Apologizes for “Hostility” Toward Christians
This surprising move by Dawkins was nothing short of shocking as he has repeatedly made fun of those with religious beliefs for years. In the interview, Dawkins reportedly stated the following: Continue reading Richard Dawkins Apologizes for “Hostility” Toward Christians
2nd Quake Triggers Pope: Vatican Puts Much Stronger Emphasis on Prayer vs. Action
In his message today, Pope Francis broke status quo and had some hard hitting words to say.
“I’m very saddened for those who are suffering in Nepal,” said Francis. “But I’m much more saddened by those who think… Continue reading 2nd Quake Triggers Pope: Vatican Puts Much Stronger Emphasis on Prayer vs. Action
Supreme Court Justice Didn’t Know Marriage Can’t Legally Involve Churches or Religion
The awkward exchange began when Chief Justice Roberts asked famed gay rights lawyer Mary Bonauto why she believed that we should “force churches and religious leaders to preside over a homosexual wedding that, when taken as a whole, would offend their moral conscience.” Continue reading Supreme Court Justice Didn’t Know Marriage Can’t Legally Involve Churches or Religion
Pope Says Nepal Earthquake is an ‘Act of God’ and Calls for Change
“I know that normally previous Popes and religious leaders would ask you to pray for those in Nepal,” stated Pope Francis. “In lieu of this, I’m asking for people to Continue reading Pope Says Nepal Earthquake is an ‘Act of God’ and Calls for Change