Larry King goes ahead and divorces 8th, 9th and 10th wife in one day

On the same day that Larry King divorced his 7th wife, the new bachelor immediately signed the paperwork to marry and then divorce each of his three mistresses. King’s lawyer said that the TV host wanted “a fresh start and clean break before he starts looking for lucky number 11.” Photo Credit Gage Skidmore Advertisements

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