China Bans Heterosexual Sex Over Population Concerns

“The only sexual contact permitted in China for the foreseeable future will be homosexual in nature,” President Jinping stated while intertwining his fingers with NBA star Yao Ming.

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Washington Redskins Change Mascot to The Negroes

“In lieu of officially being called “The Redskins,” the team has announced – in a short press release – that they will now go by “The Washington…”