For one reason or another, here are four cities that we simply cannot wait to see completely underwater by 2030 (at the latest). 1 – Detroit, MI. We’d love to watch these downtrodden people finally […]
Hesitant Parents Sending Least Favorite Child To Get Vaccinated First
Due to widespread mistrust of both science and the CDC, the vast majority of kids age 5 to 11 who have been vaccinated are those designated as the “least favorite child” in their family. In […]
Facebook To Change Their Name To ‘Company’ – Making It Hard To Google Bad News About Them
Leaked documents from Facebook headquarters reveal that the corporation will be officially changing its name to “Company” next Thursday. Many people are pointing out that the name change will make it nearly impossible to search […]
Fired Anti-vaxx Football Coach Will Now ‘Stand Up For Himself’ In The Unemployment Line
Washington State football head coach Nick Rolovich has been fired from his role after refusing to comply with a mandate requiring state educational employees to get the COVID vaccine by October 18th. Rolovich and four […]
Trump Lawsuit Blocks Release Of Evidence He Claims Exonerates Him
Donald Trump filed a lawsuit today in an effort to block the National Archives from releasing documents about the January 6th insurrection to the congressional committee that is investigating the events of that day. Experts […]
Man Announcing Unprompted That He’s ‘Not Into Golden Showers’ Definitely Into Golden Showers
In a private speech at a retreat yesterday, former president Trump – completely unprompted – brought up the rumor that he had been peed on by Russian prostitutes while in Moscow. “I’m not into golden […]
Trans People Not Oppressed Enough To Be Left Alone By Dave Chappelle
Comedian Dave Chappelle is attempting to legitimize his new Netflix comedy special that focused almost entirely on disparaging transgender individuals. Chappelle gave a brief statement today. “Some minority groups haven’t suffered enough for me,” Chappelle […]