Elizabeth Warren Becomes Spokeswoman for New Lesbian Dating App Mufflr

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According to their website, Mufflr is being funded by powerful lesbians Ellen Degeneres and Hillary Clinton.

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Elizabeth Warren Recommends Changing Your Dreamcatcher Filter Every Spring

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“My dreams became littered with terrifying sex monsters that attacked my lesbian lover Barb.” – Elizabeth Warren

Elizabeth Warren Says She’ll Divorce Her Husband and Marry a Woman to Win the Presidency

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Elizabeth Warren announced today at a campaign rally that she is “ready and willing” to divorce her husband of 39 years and marry her “lifelong best friend Barb.”

China Bans Heterosexual Sex Over Population Concerns

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“The only sexual contact permitted in China for the foreseeable future will be homosexual in nature,” President Jinping stated while intertwining his fingers with NBA star Yao Ming.

Subaru Openly Markets Car Finish for Lesbians

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Previously Subaru had used coded marketing tactics to reach lesbians.

Olympic Figure Skater Disowned After Coming Out as Straight

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Team refuses to speak to straight, male figure skater. #WinterOlympics

Pope Francis Will Allow Gay Priests to Marry

“Let’s fix this now and add some pizzazz and sparkle to the church.”- Pope Francis

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