According to their website, Mufflr is being funded by powerful lesbians Ellen Degeneres and Hillary Clinton.
“My dreams became littered with terrifying sex monsters that attacked my lesbian lover Barb.” – Elizabeth Warren
Elizabeth Warren announced today at a campaign rally that she is “ready and willing” to divorce her husband of 39 years and marry her “lifelong best friend Barb.”
“The only sexual contact permitted in China for the foreseeable future will be homosexual in nature,” President Jinping stated while intertwining his fingers with NBA star Yao Ming.
Previously Subaru had used coded marketing tactics to reach lesbians.
Team refuses to speak to straight, male figure skater. #WinterOlympics
“Let’s fix this now and add some pizzazz and sparkle to the church.”- Pope Francis