“Who cares if you can’t wash the smell off, you’ve saved an orangutan!”
“Remember, we’re only talking about girth. So if you wanted to tape 7 oversized grapefruits together and play hide the citrus in your [expletive], you could absolutely do that.” Secretary Alex Azar stated.
“It’s not like we’re asking them to carry our purses up there – although that would be ideal and hopefully it leads to that.”
“The last time that Tom was this upset was after the 31-0 loss to the Bills in 2003.”
“Dennis is cool. He’s not a weird guy, and he knows a lot about football, but the other guys just didn’t seem comfortable, whatsoever, with his humor,” stated Sorenson…