“It’s safe to say that most residents of the state of Mississippi have been vegetarian, or close to it, since 2009.” – Governor Phil Bryant
The company is set to increase revenue by a staggering 37% by simply having their most competent employees run the store once a week.
“An investigation will show Melania’s knockers were implanted by the Russians to spy on our great nation.”
Trump is revealing the meaning of ‘covfefe’ and people couldn’t be more excited.
Now it’s possible to avoid having to pay a doctor for their time spent curled up on the operating table next to your barely-clothed, unconscious body.
“It’s Adam and Summer’s Eve, not Ben and Jerry; although, some Victoria’s Secret and Lane Bryant experimentation sounds intriguing,” Trump tweeted.