Mississippi Has Been Feeding Its Unsuspecting Residents Vegan, Plant-Based Protein Since 2009

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“It’s safe to say that most residents of the state of Mississippi have been vegetarian, or close to it, since 2009.” – Governor Phil Bryant

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Chick-fil-A Announces It Will Open On Sundays, Be Run By Atheist Employees

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The company is set to increase revenue by a staggering 37% by simply having their most competent employees run the store once a week.

President Jimmy Carter Says Melania Trump’s Boobs Were Put In Place By The Russians

“An investigation will show Melania’s knockers were implanted by the Russians to spy on our great nation.”

Reebok is Selling The New ‘Confederate CrossBurn’ Shoe to Attract Nike Boycotters

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Expect a Giant Covfefe Balloon at Trump’s 4th of July Parade

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Trump is revealing the meaning of ‘covfefe’ and people couldn’t be more excited.

Surgeons Will No Longer Be Required To Take Naps Halfway Through Operations

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Now it’s possible to avoid having to pay a doctor for their time spent curled up on the operating table next to your barely-clothed, unconscious body.

Supreme Court Rules “Corporations Can Also Be Gay People”

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“It’s Adam and Summer’s Eve, not Ben and Jerry; although, some Victoria’s Secret and Lane Bryant experimentation sounds intriguing,” Trump tweeted.