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“Except for in Hawaii, Alaska and the penis-tip part of Florida – where it will be very wet – Americans should prepare themselves for absolutely nothing.”
Finally there’s a way for insomniacs and worriers to get a good night’s sleep.
Armstrong says he didn’t really need to pee, but that he was pranked by NASA…
“You can rest assured that somewhere, in an existing but undetectable universe, another version of you is out there having a meaningful, fulfilling life.”
An executive order from the desk of President Trump has put an end to genetically-modified, cyborg baby programs.
“Genetically-speaking the lineage has certain characteristics that really stand out; such as having categorically unpleasant hair and personalities.” – 23andMe CEO Anne Wojcicki