Meteorologists are predicting there won’t be any weather this coming weekend

YouReadyGrandma

“Except for in Hawaii, Alaska and the penis-tip part of Florida – where it will be very wet – Americans should prepare themselves for absolutely nothing.”

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Having Trouble Sleeping? Bathing in the Blood of Your Enemies Could Help

YouReadyGrandma

Finally there’s a way for insomniacs and worriers to get a good night’s sleep.

It’s Been 50 Years Since Neil Armstrong Definitely Pissed Himself on The Moon

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Armstrong says he didn’t really need to pee, but that he was pranked by NASA…

Yes, There’s a Parallel Universe Where You Aren’t a Total Piece of Shit

YouReadyGrandma

“You can rest assured that somewhere, in an existing but undetectable universe, another version of you is out there having a meaningful, fulfilling life.”

U.S. Stops Development of Genetically-Modified, Cybernetic Babies

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An executive order from the desk of President Trump has put an end to genetically-modified, cyborg baby programs.

23andMe Discovers Gary Busey & Boris Johnson Are Trump’s Brothers

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“Genetically-speaking the lineage has certain characteristics that really stand out; such as having categorically unpleasant hair and personalities.” – 23andMe CEO Anne Wojcicki

Scientists End Debate: ‘Pineapple Belongs on Pizza if You Enjoy Pineapple on Pizza, You Shitheads’

YouReadyGrandma

“Science has confirmed that you all can shut the [expletive] up about it.”

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