Hillary Clinton made a surprise appearance at a Trump Rally in Altoona, Pennsylvania today where she shared a kiss with the president for National Kiss and Make Up Day. Advertisements
The bill, which is entitled the ‘Act Legitimizing Morally Offensive Shootings Today,’ or A.L.M.O.S.T., will place restrictions on those selling guns after 37 mass shootings have taken place in the calendar year.
“I’m running because I have a very particular set of skills,” the 7-foot tall former FBI Director bellowed. “Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you, Mr. Trump.”
According to their website, Mufflr is being funded by powerful lesbians Ellen Degeneres and Hillary Clinton.
“I hate to say this folks, but it’s to the point where we may have to make something up.”
The polls showed a likely win for her, but the results did not reflect that; whatsoever. Now we have a fail-safe and proven reason as to why he managed to become the next President of the United States of America.
BREAKING: (D.C.) In an unprecedented judicial move, the United States Supreme Court has just used its power to halt the 2016 Presidential election on the grounds of an obscure, little-known, yet legitimate measure found in The U.S. Constitution. With one seat still vacant in the court, the 8-0 vote passed in the late hours of Saturday night. The no-confidence ruling will result in at least one more year with Barack Obama serving as Commander In Chief – all while the United States’ population will have to go through another election cycle that will allow neither Hillary Clinton nor Donald Trump to run. Thank you for reading my latest informative news article. Check out more stories below – or like our Facebook page.