North Korea Invites Trump to Launch Next Round of Test Missiles

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“There’s a lot of geography going on over there,” Trump stated. “So I’ll be aiming straight south so there’s no surprises.”

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Mitch McConnell Blocks Election Security Bills in Preparation for The Reptilian Takeover

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“It’s our time now! The dawning of the age of the Reptilians is upon us!” – Mitch McConnell

Annoyed Robert Mueller Snaps: “Oh My God, Just Impeach the Bastard Already!”

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“Holy hell! C’mon people. Do I need to spell it out for you!?” – Robert Mueller

Democrats Will Play Cards Against Humanity On Live TV Instead of Debating

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“The hardest part for candidates will be trying not to laugh at the very things they claim to find offensive.”

Webster’s Dictionary Adds Photo of Trump to the Definition of ‘Racist’

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Today marks the first time that Merriam-Webster has put an official photograph in their famous dictionary.

Trump White House Nominated for Multiple Emmys, Including Best Limited Series

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“Donald J. Trump is up for Best Performance in a Comedy Series that lasts for one term or less.”

Trump Poops His Pants at Pennsylvania Rally

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The president cut his speech short and shuffled sideways offstage.

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