“There’s a lot of geography going on over there,” Trump stated. “So I’ll be aiming straight south so there’s no surprises.”
“It’s our time now! The dawning of the age of the Reptilians is upon us!” – Mitch McConnell
“Holy hell! C’mon people. Do I need to spell it out for you!?” – Robert Mueller
“The hardest part for candidates will be trying not to laugh at the very things they claim to find offensive.”
Today marks the first time that Merriam-Webster has put an official photograph in their famous dictionary.
“Donald J. Trump is up for Best Performance in a Comedy Series that lasts for one term or less.”
The president cut his speech short and shuffled sideways offstage.