U.S. Unveils 5,000 Brand New Cages For Children on World Refugee Day

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“America can’t take the tired, poor, huddled masses in without somewhere to put ’em.”

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Republicans Blame Parkinson’s For Racial Gerrymandering After Ban By Supreme Court

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Deliberately drawing zigzagging lines around all the white people will no longer be an option.

New DespAir bnb Will Arrange Lodging for Hipsters in the Ghetto

“There’s no better way to seem interesting than with a story about the time you were held at gunpoint by the East Harlem crew for wearing the wrong color romper.”

Fresh Ink: Trump Gets Pepe The Frog Tattoo For His Birthday

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President Trump celebrated his 73rd birthday by getting a tattoo of Pepe the Frog on his right butt cheek.

Ghost of John McCain Announces 2020 Presidential Bid

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“With McCain already tormenting Donald Trump by repeatedly moving and re-hiding the pee tape, we can only expect worse and worse episodes.”

Mitch McConnell Caught Using Taxpayer Money To Remodel His Terrarium

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McConnell is being investigated by the US. Senate Ethics Committee for spending $127,000 on a new heat lamp system and gigantic basking rocks in his office.

Japan Resumes Hunting of Overweight Citizens After 30-Year Ban

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Japan will resume the commercial killing of overweight citizens in an effort to curb the population of the island and supplement dwindling soybean supplies.