Reports say McConnell injured himself while he was aggressively fucking the country.
“In Narnia alone we lost centaurs, fauns – and some of them, I’m sure, were unicorns.”
Americans are sharing their thoughts.
“With the amount of mass shootings we’re having, it’s not unreasonable to expect savings of around $4,500 a year.”
The bill, which is entitled the ‘Act Legitimizing Morally Offensive Shootings Today,’ or A.L.M.O.S.T., will place restrictions on those selling guns after 37 mass shootings have taken place in the calendar year.
Warren says the two are inseparable.
Trump went into vivid detail while describing the childhoods of famed rappers The Notorious B.I.G. and Tupac Shakur.