Americans who wanted fresh, new faces in office laugh as what’s-his-name ends presidential bid

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Most Americans are sharing a collective laugh, yet again, as another no-name candidate has exited the field of 2020 presidential candidates. What do you think? Brenton Ridgewater, 39, stay-at-home son Janice Jenkins, 41, life coach in training Gerald Higgins, 81, retired soccer mom Advertisements

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Trade War End in Sight: China is growing test tube copies of the US to trade with instead

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As of this week China has stolen enough US secrets, technology and data to begin growing its own United States.

FOX News gives Sarah Huckabee Sanders 705 days of back pay for work at White House

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A tribe of 8-foot tall Amazonian Women who fled rainforest fires are terrifying Brazilians

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A tribe of at least 1,200 gigantic Amazonian women has fled into Brazil’s cities in order to escape unbelievably massive rainforest fires that have been burning for three weeks. The invasion of oversized woman left most Brazilians shocked, intrigued or aroused. Many of the towering women, who are all at least 8-feet tall, have already signed lucrative WNBA and modeling contracts. “It’s great that these women have integrated into our society so quickly because we have no plans to stop this fire,” Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro stated. The Amazon, which provides 20% of the planet’s oxygen, will likely burn up completely in the coming weeks.

Trump fills empty seats at rallies with additional dummies

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After being called out on social media for having small crowds, paid attendees, and empty seats at rallies, the Trump reelection campaign has taken to filling seats with additional dummies. “This is a smart move by the Trump campaign; matching the substance and personalities of the waning remainder of his supporters,” CNN’s Anderson Cooper stated. “These dummies are made of fragile porcelain, are hollow inside and are incapable of thought – so they really couldn’t have done a better job.” “Trump rallies this election season looks like something straight out of a horror movie,” Cooper concluded. “Imagine an auditorium filled with a bunch of dummies all faced toward a walking, talking Russian puppet.”

Georgia judge will allow 2020 ballots to be printed in Russian

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A Georgia judge appointed by President Obama has ruled that the state can print their 2020 ballots in Russian. The ruling also struck down the use of archaic voting machines. “Since our electronic voting system is atrociously outdated and incredibly vulnerable, we’re making a compromise,” Judge Amy Totenberg stated. “We won’t be using the hackable electronic voting machines, but our election will still be welcoming to the Russians, which is all the Republicans seem to want right now.” Outspoken Republicans are condemning the ruling, claiming that obtaining proper IDs to vote on paper ballots in the 2020 election will be too difficult for the average Russian hacker. Photo credit WP Paarz

Trump: “We’re going to melt down the Statue of Liberty”

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“The words on that statue are welcoming to criminals and lowlifes.”

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