Reports say McConnell injured himself while he was aggressively fucking the country.
“In Narnia alone we lost centaurs, fauns – and some of them, I’m sure, were unicorns.”
More NewsSupport the AuthorTake me to the MEMES!Photo credit NASA Goddard Space Flight Center
A study by US Foods revealed that a shocking twenty-eight percent of food delivery drivers have eaten customers‘ food. What do you think? More NewsSupport the AuthorTake me to the MEMES!SourcePhoto Credit franchise opportunities
Americans are sharing their thoughts.
“With the amount of mass shootings we’re having, it’s not unreasonable to expect savings of around $4,500 a year.”
The bill, which is entitled the ‘Act Legitimizing Morally Offensive Shootings Today,’ or A.L.M.O.S.T., will place restrictions on those selling guns after 37 mass shootings have taken place in the calendar year.