Mitch McConnell put on shell-rest after government healthcare fixes his broken shoulder

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Reports say McConnell injured himself while he was aggressively fucking the country.

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Sympathetic Biden and Trump express condolences after “shootings in Narnia, Middle-earth”

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“In Narnia alone we lost centaurs, fauns – and some of them, I’m sure, were unicorns.”

Human scientists say the Neil DeDrasse Tyson X-3000 is still learning to express human emotions

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More than 1 in 4 food delivery drivers admit to eating your food

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A study by US Foods revealed that a shocking twenty-eight percent of food delivery drivers have eaten customers‘ food. What do you think? More NewsSupport the AuthorTake me to the MEMES!SourcePhoto Credit franchise opportunities

The left is demanding that the NRA denounce mass shootings, what do you think?

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Americans are sharing their thoughts.

Most of Country Keeping Flags at Half-Staff to Save on Labor Costs

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“With the amount of mass shootings we’re having, it’s not unreasonable to expect savings of around $4,500 a year.”

Congress Passes Gun Control Law Limiting Mass Shootings to 37 Per Year

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The bill, which is entitled the ‘Act Legitimizing Morally Offensive Shootings Today,’ or A.L.M.O.S.T., will place restrictions on those selling guns after 37 mass shootings have taken place in the calendar year.