NFL Announces ‘Hall of Fam’ Nomination for Donovan McNabb, Other Slightly Above Average Players

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“The Hall of Fam is like the silver medal for personal achievement. It’s meant for the guys that are a tad better than just okay.”

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Patriots Owner Caught in Massive Cheese-Fetish Pornography Ring

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“I permanently cut cheese out of my diet,” police officer Damien Stephens stated. “If you’ve never seen a ‘Kraft Singles Cheese Queef Shower,’ I recommend that you keep it that way.”

Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes Gave His MVP Trophy to a Nearby Native American Tribe

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“If this will lift the curse from constructing Arrowhead Stadium on an Indian burial ground, then we’re willing to let it slide.” – Chiefs CEO Clark Hunt

Packers Will Try Out All-Male Cheerleading Squad in Upcoming Season

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“This move to male cheerleaders is a conscious effort to push back against female objectific…”

Patriots Players Accuse Tom Brady of Sexual Misconduct

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Brady will be given a locker farther away from other players.

Fans in Section 129 at NFL Game Engage in Reasonable Discourse Regarding Colin Kaepernick

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Citing differing opinions regarding Freedom of Speech as found in the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution, fans in section 129 of the Carolina Panthers vs. San Francisco 49ers game spent the 12-minute halftime respectfully debating the merits of free speech in relation to patriotism.

Washington Redskins Change Mascot to The Negroes

“In lieu of officially being called “The Redskins,” the team has announced – in a short press release – that they will now go by “The Washington…”