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Texas lawmakers just accidentally decriminalized marijuana

Republicans looking to legalize hemp in Texas have accidentally decriminalized marijuana. Lawmakers learned of their mistake after scientists revealed that there’s no way to decipher between hemp and cannabis without expensive THC testing. What do you think?

“Wow! Even mistakes are bigger in Texas!”

Janet Johanson, Life Coach in training

“They decriminalized it?! What the fuck am I supposed to sell to the kids now?”

Harold Mistwell, History Teacher

“Oh c’mon!”

Maria Mendoza finishes her 10 year sentence for possession of marijuana this week at Hilltop Prison in Gatesville, TX.

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