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A new era of vegan-friendly hunting has begun in America.
“It’s safe to say that most residents of the state of Mississippi have been vegetarian, or close to it, since 2009.” – Governor Phil Bryant
We may never understand what a vegan is, or why fish qualifies as a meat, but we’ll never forget that if global warming is real, at least the vegans died first.” – DonaldTrump
“We’re trying to attract more meat-eaters by selling a diverse selection of what we are pretty sure they like to eat,”