7 Reasons He’s Not Texting You Back, Jessica

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From unexpected events to having no hands, here are the top reasons your man is avoiding you, Jessica.

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Galaxy Note 10 Can Project Its Screen Onto Nearby Faces So You Can Pretend You’re Paying Attention to People

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Apple Releases iPhone Rotary with Real Crank-Dialing and Switchboard Operators

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“Apple fans will buy it because they are, without a doubt, the biggest consumer whores on the planet,” CEO Tim Cook stated.

The Science of The Butt Dial: How Your Booty Calls People Without You Knowing

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“Contrary to popular belief, fingerlike appendages do not exit the butt and press on the phone screen, that’s poop you’re thinking of.”

Tim Cook Swallows an Entire iPhone XS Max to Prove It’s Environmentally Friendly

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“I’m sorry. I didn’t get that,” Siri apologized as a wide-eyed Cook choked on a chunk of the XS Max.

Samsung Announces its Cheaper, Single-Use Galaxy 1-Fold

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“This bendable phone comes with all of the same features as the Galaxy Fold, but the device can only be folded in half one time,” Samsung CEO Kim Suk stated.

Demand for Structurally-Reinforced Toilets Spikes as More Obese Americans Poop With Their Smart Phones

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“I think that my aunt needing 57 stitches in the buttcheeks and rectal region is a strong selling point for the product.” – Kholer President & CEO