Lying Obummers Slays Pardoned Turkeys
Obama backtracks on promise to spare the lives of innocent turkeys named Tater and Tot – ruining a longstanding American tradition. Continue reading Lying Obummers Slays Pardoned Turkeys
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A Furious, Confused Sarah Palin Lashes Out at Black Lives Matter
“Obviously black people love sports, and that’s why their babies are born during the basketball season, and football, and for those Kenyan blacks – the spring track season,” said Palin. Continue reading A Furious, Confused Sarah Palin Lashes Out at Black Lives Matter
Severe Depression to Impact Holiday Weekend for Many
With a strong, seasonal depression quickly approaching, many Americans are considering staying home for the 4th of July weekend. Indeed, most experts agree that due to the severity of the looming depression – staying home, locking the doors, and hunkering … Continue reading Severe Depression to Impact Holiday Weekend for Many
Tragic Death Ends Trump Campaign
***BREAKING*** (Washington D.C.) The Republican National Committee is openly taking responsibility for the death of front runner presidential candidate Donald Trump. Speaker of the House, Paul Ryan, immediately spoke out about the decision to kill the candidate. “We feel a … Continue reading Tragic Death Ends Trump Campaign
Trump, Cruz Exchange Horrific Insults About Wives, Again
(New York, NY) It appears that the wife-bashing has returned to the Republican campaign for presidency with Donald Trump and Ted Cruz shooting a barrage of horrific insults back and forth. It all started with another tweet from Trump… Continue reading Trump, Cruz Exchange Horrific Insults About Wives, Again
Papa John’s Delivery Driver Saves Woman’s Life
Everything began when delivery driver Jessica Sturns noticed that something was awry when she saw the additional comment on the delivery instructions which read: Continue reading Papa John’s Delivery Driver Saves Woman’s Life
Dear World, Everything is Going to Be Okay
“As a 77-year-old grandmother, I have seen a lot in my life…” Continue reading Dear World, Everything is Going to Be Okay
Trump or Carson: How to Decide Who to Vote For
To help you make a sound decision, we’ve created this easy-to-follow article. Read on to learn more about this epic showdown between The Donald and Ben Carson: Continue reading Trump or Carson: How to Decide Who to Vote For
Breaking: Obama Uses School Shooting to Defend Gun Owners
Barack Obama, who is by all means a “Lame Duck” president, used the recent school shooting to defend gun owners. This was a surprising move by the leader of the Free World as he decided to use tragedy in order to get everyday Americans to, as he stated, “think for… Continue reading Breaking: Obama Uses School Shooting to Defend Gun Owners
Kim Davis Should be Released From Prison
“On Thursday Pastor Laurie’s utterances were fulfilled by the overreaching hands of the United States Government. It wasn’t Obama taking our guns, it wasn’t Sharia Law taking over OUR country, and it wasn’t another government program to help the poor or sick… it was…” Continue reading Kim Davis Should be Released From Prison
American Families Blast Target for Removing Gender Labels
Target has announced that it is going to remove boy and girl labels from various aisles and items – including the toy section of its stores. The move, which will make at least all toys (and bedding) non-gender labeled, has caused an uproar in the United States. Continue reading American Families Blast Target for Removing Gender Labels
Former President George W. Bush Rejected From Jury Duty
The 43rd President even took time to take several photos with other U.S. citizens who had been summoned.
Those who met Bush said that he was very lively and animated. Continue reading Former President George W. Bush Rejected From Jury Duty
Obama Purposely Weakens U.S. Army, Cuts 40,000 Troops
Indeed, it is common knowledge that if we reduce the U.S. Army’s presence in Alaska, from around 84,000 to just over… Continue reading Obama Purposely Weakens U.S. Army, Cuts 40,000 Troops
FOX News Embraces Jeb Bush as He Distances Self From Brother
After announcing his bid for Presidency, Jeb Bush tried to distance himself from brother George W. Bush. When asked by a reporter if his family name and relation to former President George W. Bush would hinder his chances, Jeb tactfully deflected the question in true-leader-fashion by Continue reading FOX News Embraces Jeb Bush as He Distances Self From Brother
Nervous Rick Perry Unsure How to Count, Put Complete Sentences Together
(Photo by Gage Skidmore. No endorsement implied) Former Presidential hopeful Rick Perry, who stumbled and fell short in his last run for President of the United States has announced that he is running again. However, shortly after his announcement, his … Continue reading Nervous Rick Perry Unsure How to Count, Put Complete Sentences Together
Hillary Clinton Unapologetically Disrespects Southerners
Many intelligent, right-wingers were not fooled by Clinton’s attempt to sound like one of them when she began to talk about things that they were not interested in. Continue reading Hillary Clinton Unapologetically Disrespects Southerners
Poll: Republicans Care More About the Poor
Gallup has released a poll that shows that Republicans care more about poor people than Democrats. Indeed, the poll has raised some eyebrows on the left as they have always claimed to be the party that supports programs that assist the poor. Continue reading Poll: Republicans Care More About the Poor
Obama Hits Milestone with 1000th Utterance of “Let me be clear”
Today, the polling organization Gallup announced that President Barack Obama has officially uttered the phrase “let me be clear,” for the 1,000th time in a televised speech. Gallup Poll, which is known for their unbiased, informative polls is now facing … Continue reading Obama Hits Milestone with 1000th Utterance of “Let me be clear”