Elon Musk Missing After DOGE’s CIA Audit: Agency Claims New, Completely Different Person Has “Always Been Elon”

Elon Musk has mysteriously vanished after attempting to audit the CIA’s top-secret budget – a task that apparently triggered the one thing Musk couldn’t outsmart: his own AI. Some sources claim that Musk’s disappearance wasn’t orchestrated by shadowy government agents … Continue reading Elon Musk Missing After DOGE’s CIA Audit: Agency Claims New, Completely Different Person Has “Always Been Elon”

Discovery of “Dark Oxygen” Suggests Potential for Hidden Life on Earth & Nearby Planets!

Recent findings about the production of “dark oxygen” by metallic minerals deep within the ocean floor are shaking up our understanding of where life could exist. These minerals, which generate oxygen without sunlight, suggest that life might be thriving in … Continue reading Discovery of “Dark Oxygen” Suggests Potential for Hidden Life on Earth & Nearby Planets!

Victoria’s Secret: Cube-Shaped Bras and Breasts Are ‘Trend of The Future’

“Sqoobz aren’t comfortable to wear by any means. Your tits will be flopping around in there.” – Victoria’s Secret CEO Jan Singer Continue reading Victoria’s Secret: Cube-Shaped Bras and Breasts Are ‘Trend of The Future’