New Texas Law Will Outfit All School Staff With Everything A School Shooter Would Have

Texas Governor Greg Abbott announced today that a new law will soon be passed by the state which will fully-arm school staff with everything a school shooter could possibly bring with them during an attack. “You gotta make it a … Continue reading New Texas Law Will Outfit All School Staff With Everything A School Shooter Would Have

San Francisco Legalizes Post-Birth Abortions Due To Baby Formula Shortage

Shortages of baby formula are impacting parents across the country. Due to these conditions, San Francisco is now allowing parents to abort their kids after they have already been born. “This move comes in anticipation of babies dying of starvation,” … Continue reading San Francisco Legalizes Post-Birth Abortions Due To Baby Formula Shortage

Resorts In Cancun Abandoned As City Braces For Approaching Ted Cruz

Countless resorts and businesses across Cancun boarded up their windows and doors yesterday as citizens, tourists and the cartel all fled the city upon hearing that Ted Cruz would be degrading the area with his presence again while he escaped … Continue reading Resorts In Cancun Abandoned As City Braces For Approaching Ted Cruz

TX Republican To Ban 850 Books That ‘Could Make Students Feel Uneasy’

Representative Matt Krause (R-TX) has compiled a list of 850 books that he wants to ban in schools. Krause says the books in question “might make students feel discomfort, guilt, anguish, or any other form of psychological distress because of … Continue reading TX Republican To Ban 850 Books That ‘Could Make Students Feel Uneasy’

Texans Leave Hundreds Of Unwanted Babies On Governor Abbott’s Front Porch

Texas Governor Greg Abbott recently signed a bill into law that prevents abortions after the sixth week of pregnancy – much sooner than most women even know that they are pregnant. That law went into effect today. Under the law, … Continue reading Texans Leave Hundreds Of Unwanted Babies On Governor Abbott’s Front Porch

Heavily-Armed State Of Religious Zealots Encourages Citizens To Turn In Neighbors For Abortions

Heavily-Armed State Of Religious Extremists Commands Citizens To Spy & Turn In Neighbors For Abortions

A heavily-armed state full of religious zealots known as “Texas” has passed a new abortion law that would pay $10,000 to anyone who reports their fellow citizens for having an abortion after 6 weeks of pregnancy. The new law, which … Continue reading Heavily-Armed State Of Religious Extremists Commands Citizens To Spy & Turn In Neighbors For Abortions

Texas law would allow doctors to stop mother's heartbeat in order to listen for fetus'

Texas Law Would Allow Doctors To Stop Mother’s Heartbeat In Order To Listen For Fetus’

A new anti-abortion bill is close to becoming law in Texas after it passed 83-64 in the House yesterday. Senate Bill 8 would allow doctors to halt the hearts of pregnant women while they check to see if the fetus … Continue reading Texas Law Would Allow Doctors To Stop Mother’s Heartbeat In Order To Listen For Fetus’

Respectful gun enthusiasts are leaving their weapons unattended outside of stores

Gun lovers are showing their respect for new rules at stores across the nation by leaving their weapons unattended outside the front doors. At one point, a Walmart in Cypress, Texas had over 250 firearms stacked out front. Continue reading Respectful gun enthusiasts are leaving their weapons unattended outside of stores

Texas lawmakers just accidentally decriminalized marijuana

Republicans looking to legalize hemp in Texas have accidentally decriminalized marijuana. Lawmakers learned of their mistake after scientists revealed that there’s no way to decipher between hemp and cannabis without expensive THC testing. What do you think? Janet Johanson, Life … Continue reading Texas lawmakers just accidentally decriminalized marijuana

Nervous Rick Perry Unsure How to Count, Put Complete Sentences Together

Nervous Rick Perry Unsure How to Count, Put Complete Sentences Together

(Photo by Gage Skidmore. No endorsement implied) Former Presidential hopeful Rick Perry, who stumbled and fell short in his last run for President of the United States has announced that he is running again. However, shortly after his announcement, his … Continue reading Nervous Rick Perry Unsure How to Count, Put Complete Sentences Together