Scott Walker will now have to flush his system of illegal substances in order to qualify for unemployment assistance.
“This lengthy, intricate study was conducted by the folks at the Harvard Center for Brain Science and incorporated proven Penis Responsiveness Technology (PRT) and Brainwave Function Reading (BFR) from leading scientists from the Biomimetic Robotics Lab at MIT.”
“Now it will look like you want to pay attention to your baby.”
The North Korean leader then flipped open a glass-encased red button, pressed it, and was immediately torn apart – along with the rest of his country – by a faulty nuclear missile.
American psychologists assessed IQ’s of Presidential Candidates #jeopardy