Taco Bell Releases Cheese-Free Colon Cleanse Menu

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“Without the cheese it just flows right through you.” – CEO Brian Niccols

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Local Man Uses Catheter So He Doesn’t Miss Any Part of Avengers: Endgame

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“Overall, I’d give the movie 5-stars,” Kellner stated.

Demand for Structurally-Reinforced Toilets Spikes as More Obese Americans Poop With Their Smart Phones

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“I think that my aunt needing 57 stitches in the buttcheeks and rectal region is a strong selling point for the product.” – Kholer President & CEO

Starbucks is Opening Separate Restrooms for Black Customers

“Overall, we just want to make everyone feel more welcome and safe at Starbucks.”

Massachusetts Law Bans Homophobic People From Bathrooms

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(Boston, MA) In what can only be called shocking, Massachusetts legislators have passed a law that bans homophobic people from using bathrooms. The law, which will take effect on Monday, has some people – for lack of a better term – pissed off.