Nobel Prize Committee Offers Trump Participation Trophy in Exchange for Resignation

The Norwegian Nobel Committee responsible for awarding the annual Nobel Peace Prize announced today that they are offering President Donald Trump the first ever Nobel Peace Participation Trophy, provided that he resigns immediately.

The committee says the newly created category and prize would be awarded in exchange for Trump stepping down as President of the United States. Notably, an update to the official Nobel Prize website states:

“The Nobel Participation Trophy is awarded to the individual who is clearly trying their hardest to make major changes in the world, but have only managed to make things significantly and measurably worse.”

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