Rudy Giuliani was suspended from practicing law in the state of New York today after an appellate court ruled that there was undeniable evidence that he “communicated false and misleading statements to courts, lawmakers and the public at large as lawyer for former President Donald J. Trump and the Trump campaign in connection with Trump’s failed effort at reelection in 2020.”

When reached for comment, former president Donald Trump gave a brief response.

“Who’s that? Is that the landscaping guy?” Trump mused while talking to reporters. “Never heard of him, but wow! Whoever this Rudy guy is, he sounds really screwed!”