Fresh Ink: Trump Gets Pepe The Frog Tattoo For His Birthday

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President Trump celebrated his 73rd birthday by getting a tattoo of Pepe the Frog on his right butt cheek.

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Ghost of John McCain Announces 2020 Presidential Bid

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“With McCain already tormenting Donald Trump by repeatedly moving and re-hiding the pee tape, we can only expect worse and worse episodes.”

U.S. Stops Development of Genetically-Modified, Cybernetic Babies

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An executive order from the desk of President Trump has put an end to genetically-modified, cyborg baby programs.

Joe Biden: “Trump’s Wig Has an Overwhelming Odor Of Cocaine and Hairspray”

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“I picked up the sweet, floral tones of South Colombian cocaine and the chemical aura of John Frieda’s Luxurious Volume Forever Full Hairspray for Fine Wigs.” – Joe Biden

23andMe Discovers Gary Busey & Boris Johnson Are Trump’s Brothers

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“Genetically-speaking the lineage has certain characteristics that really stand out; such as having categorically unpleasant hair and personalities.” – 23andMe CEO Anne Wojcicki

Trump Is Being Impeached For Tweeting About “The Greatest Blowjob Ever” From Sarah Sanders

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Republicans now agree that the President has committed an impeachable offense.

Robert Mueller Announces Presidential Bid to Take Down Trump

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“I’m running because I have a very particular set of skills,” the 7-foot tall former FBI Director bellowed. “Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you, Mr. Trump.”