Patriots Owner Caught in Massive Cheese-Fetish Pornography Ring

“I permanently cut cheese out of my diet,” police officer Damien Stephens stated. “If you’ve never seen a ‘Kraft Singles Cheese Queef Shower,’ I recommend that you keep it that way.”

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ISIS Calls Out The Lazy 99.99% of Muslims

ISIS Calls Out The Lazy 99.99% of Muslims

In a recent video released by the terrorist group ISIS, leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi made a heartfelt, and seemingly confused, yet angry call for action. The terror leader – who was clearly distraught – pretty much yelled at other Muslims, while breaking down and having (for lack of better words) a hissy fit. Here is […]