Patriots Owner Caught in Massive Cheese-Fetish Pornography Ring

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“I permanently cut cheese out of my diet,” police officer Damien Stephens stated. “If you’ve never seen a ‘Kraft Singles Cheese Queef Shower,’ I recommend that you keep it that way.”

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Down-to-Earth Elizabeth Warren Hits Rick and Morty Bong on Instagram Livestream

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The Senator began the livestream by saying “Hold on a sec, I’m going to go grab my bong,” before exiting the shot and flipping on ‘Kaya’ by Bob Marley.

Awful Commercial Angers Men, Causes Hipsters to Shave Beards

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Gillette says they intend to replace the marketing team with all female, yet conservative employees “so both sides shut up.”

President Trump is Still Learning How to Drink Water

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“We estimate that he was out cold with water in his lungs for about 2 minutes.”

ISIS Calls Out The Lazy 99.99% of Muslims

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In a recent video released by the terrorist group ISIS, leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi made a heartfelt, and seemingly confused, yet angry call for action. The terror leader – who was clearly distraught – pretty much yelled at other Muslims, while breaking down and having (for lack of better words) a hissy fit. Here is the transcript: “If all Muslims are terrorists, then there’s a whole lot of lazy Muslims! Look, it’s really not that hard,” uttered al-Baghdadi, “you just make explosives, strap them to yourself, and then go out and detonate around the innocent people. I mean, WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE NOT GETTING!?” ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi concluded, “Look. It’s really not that hard to just believe what you are told – and then just kill everyone. C’mon people!!! The Christians did it before!!!” Check out more stories below – or like our facebook page. It’s like… really fucking important.

Altered Media Shows NRA Spokeswoman in Cruel Light

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“…I’m not happy and I will try to get to the bottom of this and use every legal option possible,” stated Loesch.”

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