Having Trouble Sleeping? Bathing in the Blood of Your Enemies Could Help

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Finally there’s a way for insomniacs and worriers to get a good night’s sleep.

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Supreme Court Ruling Gives Green Light For Trump Border Wall Hotel Construction

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The Trump Border Wall Hotel will be the 15th longest structure in the world and have over half a million rooms.

Mitch McConnell Blocks Election Security Bills in Preparation for The Reptilian Takeover

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“It’s our time now! The dawning of the age of the Reptilians is upon us!” – Mitch McConnell

Spirit Airlines Began Using Cargo Planes Over the Weekend Without Warning Passengers

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Upon boarding planes over the weekend, customers immediately noticed that there were no seatbelts.

Galaxy Note 10 Can Project Its Screen Onto Nearby Faces So You Can Pretend You’re Paying Attention to People

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Trump Poops His Pants at Pennsylvania Rally

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The president cut his speech short and shuffled sideways offstage.

Melania Trump Was Accidentally Deported

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“The swirling rumors say that Melania refused to return to the White House for two weeks.”

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