Finally there’s a way for insomniacs and worriers to get a good night’s sleep.
The Trump Border Wall Hotel will be the 15th longest structure in the world and have over half a million rooms.
“It’s our time now! The dawning of the age of the Reptilians is upon us!” – Mitch McConnell
Upon boarding planes over the weekend, customers immediately noticed that there were no seatbelts.
The president cut his speech short and shuffled sideways offstage.
“The swirling rumors say that Melania refused to return to the White House for two weeks.”