Sarah Palin Advises Kamala Harris Against Being a ‘Total Fucking Moron,’ Says ‘That Was My Biggest Mistake’

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Former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin offered advice to Kamala Harris today after she was selected to be Joe Biden’s running mate. Via an Instagram post, the former Alaska governor gave a few suggestions. “Congrats to the democrat VP pick. If I can say one thing to you it’s this: don’t be a total fucking moron. That was my biggest mistake.” Palin wrote. “Climb upon Geraldine Ferraro’s shoulders, and then step on her head and climb up onto my shoulders, and from the most amazing view in your life, remember to never say that you can see Russia from your house.” Despite COVID-19, as a final piece of advice, Palin told Harris to remember to “shake as many hands as possible.”

Security concerns raised after newly divorced Sarah Palin can no longer see Russia from her house

President Trump has raised security concerns after Sarah Palin was divorced by longtime husband Todd yesterday. “Todd took the house with the prefect view of Russia, and I’m assuming Moscow, ” Trump stated. “Sarah was our first line of defense for our small island neighbor of Alaska. Now the native tribes are unprotected.” Republicans in the House and Senate have already drafted bills that would secure funding to construct a new home for Sarah Palin so she can continue to protect Alaskan soil. Photo by Therealbs2002

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