Study: Millennials are the First Generation to Not View Pornography for the Plot Line

“These kids aren’t fully investing themselves in the vibrant artistic expression and riveting stories.” – Jane Meyers, Head of Stanford’s Sex & Gender Studies

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FDA Approves iPhone Birth Control App

“It will sound like an airplane is taking off inside of the user’s vagina,” iBort creator Justin Swartzky stated.

Dole Recalls 27 Million Bananas for Having Penis DNA

Banana sales have increased by 27% in the United States.

An iRobot Roomba 690 Robot Vacuum with Wi-Fi Connectivity has Been Running the Country since late 2017

“The first idea that it runs into is the decision that we go with.” – Secretary of Commerce Wilbur Ross

Uber Eats Now Offers Pre-Chewed Meals

Customers can choose from: Careful Crunch, Medium Munch, or Gnarly Gnaw.

Google & Pampers Partner to Make ‘Pampers Glass’ Diapers

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“Now it will look like you want to pay attention to your baby.”

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