Subaru Openly Markets Car Finish for Lesbians

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Previously Subaru had used coded marketing tactics to reach lesbians.

National Association of Funeral Directors Says Photos of Dead are ‘On Fleek’

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“It’s crazy to say it, but you almost wish they weren’t dead.”

Study: Millennials are the First Generation to Not View Pornography for the Plot Line

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“These kids aren’t fully investing themselves in the vibrant artistic expression and riveting stories.” – Jane Meyers, Head of Stanford’s Sex & Gender Studies

FDA Approves iPhone Birth Control App

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“It will sound like an airplane is taking off inside of the user’s vagina,” iBort creator Justin Swartzky stated.

Dole Recalls 27 Million Bananas for Having Penis DNA

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Banana sales have increased by 27% in the United States.

An iRobot Roomba 690 Robot Vacuum with Wi-Fi Connectivity has Been Running the Country since late 2017

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“The first idea that it runs into is the decision that we go with.” – Secretary of Commerce Wilbur Ross

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