Senate Republicans have hired Hooters to cater the Kavanaugh Judiciary Committee hearing. Senior Senator Mitch McConnell says he doesn’t see the problem with serving Hooters wings during Brett Kavanaugh’s sexual abuse inquiry.
“Look. It’s not a big deal. The guys and I took a vote. The majority of us wanted tits. Well, the breasts,” a flush McConnell stuttered. “I mean The chicken wings! From Hooters, that is.”

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