(Milwaukee, WI) After overhearing someone talk about yesterday’s passage of the new Infrastructure Bill, a gaping pothole in downtown Milwaukee is now growing in anticipation of being filled to the brim. Locals say the submissive […]
In a rare Sunday vote, Congress managed to pass a stimulus bill that will send one hundred $6 checks to every American. “Although we couldn’t agree on a higher amount, we did come to the […]
Republicans looking to legalize hemp in Texas have accidentally decriminalized marijuana. Lawmakers learned of their mistake after scientists revealed that there’s no way to decipher between hemp and cannabis without expensive THC testing. What do […]
Authorities have confirmed that Y’all-Qaeda leadership has ties to a Mississippi terror cell referred to as Talabangelicals who are also complete [expletive].
“The only sexual contact permitted in China for the foreseeable future will be homosexual in nature,” President Jinping stated while intertwining his fingers with NBA star Yao Ming.
Pope Francis’ adult book is entitled ‘The Divinci Load.’