US Announces ‘Whale Force’ Military Division

“He didn’t know that whales were real and he is unreasonably terrified of them.”

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Cher Pens Deal With Facebook: Get Ready for ‘Big Changes’

“After listening to Cher’s pitch we had a meeting of the minds at Facebook headquarters,” stated Zuckerberg. “The adjustments we are slated to make will not change the user experience overall, but simply help Cher to increase her marketability. The move was a no-brainer on the whole.”