U.S. District Court Judge Jed Rakoff, who is presiding over the Sarah Palin vs. New York Times libel trial, stunned those in the courtroom today when he abruptly threw out the entire case while Palin was on the stand.
“None of your testimony is adding up. It’s complete nonsense,” justice Rakofff told Palin. “In fact, nobody ever knows what the hell you’re talking about. The only real damage you’ve been able to prove to the court today is brain damage.”
An incredibly upset Palin spoke to reporters outside of the courtroom.
“Ya know, it’s just so gosh darn mean!” a teary-eyed Palin stated. “The New York Times ruined my career so now I don’t know if I’ll still be invited to The Masked Singer reunion! It’s so unfair!”
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