Donald Trump is in hot water today after asking why there isn’t a “White Friday” on Truth Social. Trump’s post read: “How come every year it’s Black Friday? Always with the Black. When are we going to have White Friday!? … Continue reading Donald Trump Just Asked: ‘Why Don’t We Have A White Friday!?’
The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (ATF) posted a tweet today telling American citizens to call a tip line to report any of their exes who buy or sell guns illegally. Part of the ATF’s tweet read, “Valentine’s … Continue reading ATF Valentine’s Tweet Tells Citizens To Report Their Exes If They Buy Or Sell Guns Illegally
President Joe Biden has declared ‘Super Bowl Monday’ – the day after the big football game – a new national holiday. The decision was made when Biden read an article about the huge losses that companies already incur on that … Continue reading BREAKING: Biden Makes Monday After Super Bowl A National Holiday
According to Starbucks, their new red holiday cup has a secret message written on the very bottom. The writing can be seen on the cup when it’s filled with a hot liquid and tipped upside-down. Only then will customers see … Continue reading Starbucks’ red cups come with a secret message printed on the bottom
“Patriotism, the military, and war are all inherently republican. We own them,” Sanders stated. Continue reading Sarah Sanders: “Memorial Day is a Republican Holiday”
“Starbucks will now be using cups with the following messages and designs instead of the happy holidays ones…” Continue reading Starbucks Apologizes to Christians, Plans to Release a New Line of Religious Cups
Dawn has sent 5,500 bottles of soap to help clean thousands of Native Americans who are now covered in oil. Continue reading Columbus Day: Exxon Discovers, Spills Oil on Native American Land
“We’re trying to attract more meat-eaters by selling a diverse selection of what we are pretty sure they like to eat,” Continue reading Tofurky Releases Trophy-Hunt Lion Steak, More Options
With a strong, seasonal depression quickly approaching, many Americans are considering staying home for the 4th of July weekend. Indeed, most experts agree that due to the severity of the looming depression – staying home, locking the doors, and hunkering … Continue reading Severe Depression to Impact Holiday Weekend for Many
