Tag: Travel
Frontier-Spirit Merger Cancelled After Airlines Try To Charge Each Other Millions In Hidden Fees
A Frontier and Spirit Airline merger fell through just hours after being announced this morning when both companies realized that the other had slipped in hundreds of millions of dollars in hidden ‘merger fees’. “It was a wonderful idea to … Continue reading Frontier-Spirit Merger Cancelled After Airlines Try To Charge Each Other Millions In Hidden Fees
Weekend Travel Plans Include the Possibility of Visiting the Living Room, Master Bedroom, and Back Porch
(Altoona, PA) Local man Dan Stephenson – whose entire family is under quarantine – dug up his old house floor plan in order to show his increasingly bored family all of the possibilities for where they can go this weekend. … Continue reading Weekend Travel Plans Include the Possibility of Visiting the Living Room, Master Bedroom, and Back Porch
Dreaded Family Road Trip Becoming a Real Possibility as Coronavirus Spreads
(Waukesha, WI) Because of the coronavirus, local man Jeremy Rhiner says he’s preparing for the very real possibility that he will have to drive his three kids 1,274 miles to Disney World. “It’s probably only a matter of time before … Continue reading Dreaded Family Road Trip Becoming a Real Possibility as Coronavirus Spreads
5 things you should never do with your penis on an airplane in 2020
Recent studies reveal that nearly 20% of flight attendants saying they’ve received reports of passenger-on-passenger sexual assault on a flight and 68% have been sexually harassed themselves. If you’re keeping up with the times, you should already know that there … Continue reading 5 things you should never do with your penis on an airplane in 2020
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Spirit Airlines Began Using Cargo Planes Over the Weekend Without Warning Passengers
Upon boarding planes over the weekend, customers immediately noticed that there were no seatbelts. Continue reading Spirit Airlines Began Using Cargo Planes Over the Weekend Without Warning Passengers
Southwest Airline’s ‘Take Your Snake to Work Day’ Backfires Horribly
“We’re asking that all passengers take a look in overhead storage and under their seats to avoid crushing the reptiles and to assist in their capture.” Continue reading Southwest Airline’s ‘Take Your Snake to Work Day’ Backfires Horribly
New DespAir bnb Will Arrange Lodging for Hipsters in the Ghetto
“There’s no better way to seem interesting than with a story about the time you were held at gunpoint by the East Harlem crew for wearing the wrong color romper.” Continue reading New DespAir bnb Will Arrange Lodging for Hipsters in the Ghetto
More Than 6,000 Airplanes are Still Frozen Over US Airspace
“You can expect your loved ones to land safely; with only minor amputations being necessary.” Continue reading More Than 6,000 Airplanes are Still Frozen Over US Airspace
United Kicked Woman Off Plane for Refusing to Remove Religious Headscarf, Speak
Trump tweeted and gave approval for the TSA to ban all passengers from flying if they dress like the suspect who is now in detainment. Continue reading United Kicked Woman Off Plane for Refusing to Remove Religious Headscarf, Speak
Indiana Passes Law to Build Border Fence in Response to Travel Bans
In his official comments on the passage of the new fence bill, Pence stated that this would it make a statement telling other states to “butt out of Indiana politics,” but also, it would “add hundreds of thousands of minimum wage jobs for the state and effectively negate the effects of major companies and events leaving or boycotting Indiana.” Continue reading Indiana Passes Law to Build Border Fence in Response to Travel Bans