Dreaded Family Road Trip Becoming a Real Possibility as Coronavirus Spreads

(Waukesha, WI) Because of the coronavirus, local man Jeremy Rhiner says he’s preparing for the very real possibility that he will have to drive his three kids 1,274 miles to Disney World.

“It’s probably only a matter of time before they halt all air travel,” Rhiner stated. “And there’s no way to cancel a trip to Disney World without your kids hating you forever.”

As of press time, Rhiner was licking doorknobs in hopes that he’ll infect his entire family, allowing him to cancel the 2-day roadtrip and vacation.

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