The new line of sandals will come in 7 species options and be released in about one dog year.
“Watch for the return of Toys “R” Trump, chains of Trumpback Steakhouse, Trumpley-Donaldson motorcycles and Old Trumpy Buffet.” – Sarah Huckabee Sanders
“Papa John’s confirms that Shaq will be allowed to say the N-word at his discretion within his seven contracted advertisements.”
Gillette says they intend to replace the marketing team with all female, yet conservative employees “so both sides shut up.”
Previously Subaru had used coded marketing tactics to reach lesbians.