Now it’s possible to avoid having to pay a doctor for their time spent curled up on the operating table next to your barely-clothed, unconscious body.
Authorities are calling Chris Brown’s new album Indigo “32 tracks of incriminating evidence” which relate to 14 new assualt allegations against the artist.
“Having a room where everyone is encouraged to openly relieve themselves is a game changer. Period.” – HGTV
“America can’t take the tired, poor, huddled masses in without somewhere to put ’em.”
“There’s no better way to seem interesting than with a story about the time you were held at gunpoint by the East Harlem crew for wearing the wrong color romper.”
In response, Sam’s Club announced they will be selling “everything necessary to create an elaborate sex dungeon” by July.