Chris Brown Recorded Real Domestic Violence to Create Percussion Tracks on New Album

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Authorities are calling Chris Brown’s new album Indigo “32 tracks of incriminating evidence” which relate to 14 new assualt allegations against the artist.

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Democrats Will be Testing Trump’s Grasp of Object Permanence Tonight by Bringing Real People to The State of The Union Address

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“Now, when I place Sajid in a crouching position behind me I’ll look for a confused expression on the president’s face. Soon thereafter – and here’s where it gets interesting – Sajid will pop out from behind me and…”

Awful Commercial Angers Men, Causes Hipsters to Shave Beards

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Gillette says they intend to replace the marketing team with all female, yet conservative employees “so both sides shut up.”

Louisiana Governor Proposes 24-Hour Paid Maternity Leave

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“We’re giving new mothers 24 hours off, 8 of which will be paid. That leaves plenty of time for doing Kegels.”