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Jeff Bezos: Record Number Of ‘Superyachts’ Sold Last Year Shows America’s Poor & Middle Class Still Know Their Fucking Place

Numbers released today by the American Yachting Association reveal that a record amount of ‘superyachts’ were sold last year in the United States. Economists and the super rich alike say this is a sign that the American poor and middle … Continue reading Jeff Bezos: Record Number Of ‘Superyachts’ Sold Last Year Shows America’s Poor & Middle Class Still Know Their Fucking Place

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Ben & Jerry’s To Release New Israeli-Palestinian Conflict Ice Cream That’s Just Chocolate & Vanilla That Refuses To Mix

JulyJuly youreadygrandma

Known for dabbling in politics, ice cream company Ben & Jerry’s is set to release a new ‘Israeli-Palestinian Conflict’ flavor that’s just chocolate and vanilla that is impossible to mix together. “What you’re basically getting here is the choice to … Continue reading Ben & Jerry’s To Release New Israeli-Palestinian Conflict Ice Cream That’s Just Chocolate & Vanilla That Refuses To Mix

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Clapback: Dr. Fauci Now Selling Merch That Says ‘DeSantis = Death Sentence’

JulyJuly youreadygrandma

Dr. Anthony Fauci is now selling merchandise on the CDC website that says “DeSantis = Death Sentence,” “Don’t DeathSantis My America” and “Don’t Florida My America” after Florida governor Ron DeSantis put “Don’t Fauci My Florida” products on his website. … Continue reading Clapback: Dr. Fauci Now Selling Merch That Says ‘DeSantis = Death Sentence’

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Hacked: Amazon Crashes After Intern Opens Phishing Email From Jeff.Bezos69@Amazon.net

JulyJuly youreadygrandma

Would-be shoppers were suddenly unable to complete purchases from Amazon on Sunday night after an intern opened a phishing email from hackers. Sources inside Amazon have confirmed that the intern has been demoted to unpaid warehouse worker. “He opened an … Continue reading Hacked: Amazon Crashes After Intern Opens Phishing Email From Jeff.Bezos69@Amazon.net

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Mark Cuban Buys Rights to National Anthem, Says He Won’t Let Anyone Play It

JulyJuly youreadygrandma

The US government sold the rights to the National Anthem to billionaire entrepreneur Mark Cuban for $275 million who immediately turned around and said that he will not be allowing anyone to play the song before sporting events. The move … Continue reading Mark Cuban Buys Rights to National Anthem, Says He Won’t Let Anyone Play It

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Goya Sued For Assaulting Conservatives With Flavor, Spices in Products

July youreadygrandma

Thousands of Americans’ lives have flashed before their eyes in the past 24 hours after Goya CEO Robert Unanue announced that he was a huge Donald Trump supporter. Since the statement, conservatives everywhere began buying up Goya products, despite being … Continue reading Goya Sued For Assaulting Conservatives With Flavor, Spices in Products

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Whole Foods overrun with live chickens after supplier forgets to kill them before delivering to stores

NovemberNovember youreadygrandma

Whole Foods locations are teeming with loose chickens after Tyson Chicken farms forgot to slaughter the animals before shipping out nearly 2 million birds to the stores. “Admittedly, we missed some steps,” Tyson Foods CEO Donnie Smith stated. Meanwhile, Whole … Continue reading Whole Foods overrun with live chickens after supplier forgets to kill them before delivering to stores

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Google: “We’ll buy Fitbit as soon as they remove all the masturbation data”

NovemberNovember youreadygrandma

Google announced today that they’ve offered to buy Fitbit for $2.1 billion as soon as the company can isolate and remove all data derived from user masturbation. Google says they plan to implement the “fap-free data” in their wearable technology. … Continue reading Google: “We’ll buy Fitbit as soon as they remove all the masturbation data”

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President Trump says he’ll exchange Puerto Rico for Greenland

AugustAugust youreadygrandma

After being reminded countless times that Puerto Rico is a part of the United States, president Trump has decided to trade the island for Greenland. “Puerto Rico can’t get their act together,” Trump stated. “So we’re going to swap it … Continue reading President Trump says he’ll exchange Puerto Rico for Greenland

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Disturbing Oscar Mayer ice cream-filled hotdogs leak vanilla out of their tips

AugustAugust youreadygrandma

American meat company Oscar Meyer has plunged its toes into the dairy dessert world with their release of ice cream-filled hotdogs. Marketed as ‘Vanilla Squirters’ the odd treat hit store shelves this week. What do you think? Continue reading Disturbing Oscar Mayer ice cream-filled hotdogs leak vanilla out of their tips

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Denver announces the country’s first public ‘Mushroom Experimentation Area’

AugustAugust youreadygrandma

Authorities in Denver, Colorado say that they’re encouraging the legal use of psychedelic mushrooms in order to study how people who are on the drug interact in public spaces. “We don’t know what’s going to happen, but we’re opening up … Continue reading Denver announces the country’s first public ‘Mushroom Experimentation Area’