Cohen poured 14 gallons of gasoline, began playing ‘Spark the Fire’ by Gwen Stefani, and lit the contents of the dumpster before biting the heads off several chickens.
The former FBI Director enrolled in a pottery class Anderson Cooper attends in an attempt to get him to sit in between his legs while whispering key findings in his ear.
“We do strongly prefer that they be handed over as they’ll be repurposed as thrusting devices in sex toys.”
The amount of marijuana that Mr. Sessions consumes on a daily basis is staggering.