Disgusting Lactose Intolerant People Emit the Same Amount of Methane as Dairy Cows

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“I can tell you how the world ends right now. We fart ourselves to death.” – Stanford Professor Böse Blahung

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Weird Tech: Watch the Life Story of Animals as You Eat Them

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“Unless Redbox starts squeezing out moist, two-year-old prosciutto with every DVD, I have no idea how they’re going to compete with this.”

MLB Highlights “The Raw Sexual Tension of Baseball” on Opening Day

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“Most of the leathery, ball-related action on the field actually takes place in the players’ jockstraps,” Commissioner Rob Manfred stated.

Starbucks is Offering FREE Tattoos This Weekend

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“Anyone who purchases a drink can get a free tattoo from our baristas this weekend.”

Tenacious Justice Ginsburg Lands 720 Gazelle Flip With 3 Broken Ribs

Ginsburg didn’t know she’d broken her ribs until bruising showed through her tattoos.

Chef Starts Cannibalism Diet Trend Across United States

Garten has been raising her own humans for consumption in a coop next to her garden.

National Association of Funeral Directors Says Photos of Dead are ‘On Fleek’

“It’s crazy to say it, but you almost wish they weren’t dead.”

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